14: Those steroids you're using make you look amazing...
Keep it up and you'll be the most beautiful corpse in town.
I forget what the excuse was, but it was some “togetherness” emergency – I had to go shopping with her for some trivial thing or other. In fact, that phrase – “I let her” – defined the majority of our relationship.
After the honeymoon period, where I was just astounded that I was having sex, our relationship became a matter of constant fighting, jealousy, guilt trips and having to justify myself on an almost daily basis.
4: You don't need to look at us with sad eyes if we say we don't want to get married.
Gay rights didn't happen by magic, but they could disappear faster than you can say "abracadabra." 16: Lady Gaga really has been copying every Madonna look, image, and video for the last several years. If we forget or dismiss you as "too young to understand," slap some sense into us.
11: We don't necessarily find it an attractive trait when you brag about being "too young" to miss references to Rock Hudson, Debbie Harry or Vietnam.
Knowledge is never a bad thing, and besides, most of us don't brag about having no understanding of Einstein's relevance. Unfortunately, meeting guys in bars and at the gym sucked too.
1: Never assume because we are over 40 that we are HIV-Positive or practice unsafe sex.
Young men are often the most prone to abandon safe sex in the heat of the moment, as they view the disease in a less-serious light than we do.