Click HERE It was really fun to see Dads everywhere unite around this funny little take on daughters beginning to date. It is no surprise to me that Dads of daughters united around this frightening topic. ) I hearby swear that all of the above information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death and / or dismemberment. IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING, WE HAVE TURNED THIS APPLICATION INTO A SHIRT AS WELL! How you treat women will be how she will expect to be treated.As a follow up blog, I wanted to pass along another handy tool that you may want to use with your daughter’s suitor. Signed _______________________________________ Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. You shouldn’t actually need a list of rules or an application if you are doing your part by showing her what a great guy looks like. Press On Alan Smyth Posts Website I have been married to Sharon for 33 years. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________ B. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely – all answers are confidential (That means I won’t tell anyone – I promise): A.
___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). In 50 words or less, what does “DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you? When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to “E” begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.) 15. _____________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________ C. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________ E. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? ____________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.It was by far the most viewed and “shared” blog post so far in the life of this project.In fact several people even asked about a shirt with those 10 rules printed on it.
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